100-oceans asked: the beatles suck mad shit. wake up.
insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found love in a mildly disappointing place now you’re just somebody that i know by first name tonight, we are average age i walk this fairly populated road carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
watchtheskytonight: hiddlestonhug: cas-get-into-my-ass: dylinquent: chinchie: have u ever thought about someone and gotten all flustered and happy the pizza delivery man That statement has a completely different meaning in the Supernatural fandom. Dean says we’re not supposed to talk about that
morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE
I SWEAR IF ANYONE EVER SAYS “ANIME IS FOR KIDS, ITS JUST CARTOONS” TO ME I WILL STRAP THEM DOWN AND FORCE THEM TO WATCH ELFEN LEID, HIGURASHI, DEATH NOTE, PUELLA MAGI, MONSTER, AND EVERY FUCKING DISTURBING, INSANE, INTENSE, PSYCHOLOGICAL ANIME UNTIL THEY ARE PSYCHOLOGICALLY BROKEN THEN I WILL LET THEM GO AHD WHEN THEIR FRIENDS & FAMILY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THEM I WILL...
sketchythought: traceexcalibur: a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
fullmetalfisting: one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
you-are-johnlocked: dftba-cumberbabe: primadonna-blaine: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my friend’s...
sweeneytad: *dentist slaughters family in front of you* they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
nekomimi98: therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better p sure ive reblogged this before but reblogging again for the accuracy
Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius: drkarayua: silent-renegade: I strongly believe that man would actually start crying Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day. and only one fuck was given that day
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
raging-woodcock: Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, Girl look at that body, We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO
hammer-and-sicklekind: HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO HIPSTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO JUST BECAUSE YOU RUN A FANDOM BLOG IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU’RE SUPERIOR TO HIPSTER BLOGGERS.
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
trickster-light: the faces made in death note are my favorite thing